Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
When I’m older and have my own house, I want the bathroom sink to slide away when someone says open in parseltongue and reveal a slide into my secret library where i have at least one shelf with nothing but harry potter books in as many languages as i can read and there will be a basin with a little basilisk-like snake and it’s gonna be awesome and when i’m fed up with life and shit i go down there into my own chamber of secrets